(Source: heyiwantyoutostay)



bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.




gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-




hiddlesnatural:

janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

reblog so fast I think I broke something

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)




coelasquid:

happydorid:

Just a reminder that I have a crazy webcomic about alien mermaids and robots. Coming out of hiatus very soon. You can read the full comic here http://tapastic.com/episode/15316

or check out the tumblr 

Cool stuff!



upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

(Source: ruinlion)




votequimby:

goleyakh:

likeafieldmouse:

Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)

Life

THIS IS IT THIS THE ONE
I was asking about this before, I had forgotten the artists name damn this is one of my favourite pieces ever



4gifs:

Girls and boys at a middle school dance

4gifs:

Girls and boys at a middle school dance

(Source: ForGIFs.com)




godtie:

yourfriendlyneighborhoodmaya:

godtie:

im-an-indoor-person:

godtie:

aliltodaleft:

godtie:

my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist 

Your boyfriend is ugly

im sorry

image

what

image

was

image

that?

image

hmm?

image

How much for him? 3 potato? Can we negotiate? (I WILL PAY A LOT HE LOOKS LIKE LEO FUCKING VALDEZ HE IS HOT YOU GO ‘MATE) (nice girl)

shoo hes mine also im not a girl

Plot twist

actually its not i wasnt a girl to begin with so




ferocioussamurai:

dicaeopolis:

complicatedfeels:

quietrooms-and-loudmusic:

I’m starting to see a pattern…

is karkat shirt

IS NEPETA DEER RESISTANT

Deer resistant? They fucking asked if she was EDIBLE

(Source: yorshs)



artelini:

Goin’ to the mall

artelini:

Goin’ to the mall




daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(Source: lucas-com-k)



amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone



theuppitynegras:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

I’ve never been this damn happy in my entire life

theuppitynegras:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

I’ve never been this damn happy in my entire life



I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)