do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
reblog so fast I think I broke something
Just a reminder that I have a crazy webcomic about alien mermaids and robots. Coming out of hiatus very soon. You can read the full comic here http://tapastic.com/episode/15316
or check out the tumblr
Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)
THIS IS IT THIS THE ONE
I was asking about this before, I had forgotten the artists name damn this is one of my favourite pieces ever
my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist
Your boyfriend is ugly
How much for him? 3 potato? Can we negotiate? (I WILL PAY A LOT HE LOOKS LIKE LEO FUCKING VALDEZ HE IS HOT YOU GO ‘MATE) (nice girl)
shoo hes mine also im not a girl
actually its not i wasnt a girl to begin with so
I’m starting to see a pattern…
is karkat shirt
IS NEPETA DEER RESISTANT
Deer resistant? They fucking asked if she was EDIBLE
Goin’ to the mall
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire
Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.
That is so sweet I might just stab someone
it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies
I’ve never been this damn happy in my entire life
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)